The Hilarious Ways My Morning Differs from Martha Stewart’s

First of all, let me proclaim: I love Martha Stewart, and I have my whole adult life. I adore her cookbooks (her recipes are genius and mostly simple), I love her magazine, and I am on board for her social media. Except for this morning. This morning something popped up in my mailbox that proclaimed “Eight things Martha Stewart does each morning before 10 am.”

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